Zion's Home & Visiting Teaching Service

ZION'S HOME & VISITING TEACHING SERVICE: "We care when you don't have time to."

Home/visiting teaching getting you down? Can't get that annoying priesthood leader/Relief Society sister off your back? Home/visiting teaching interfering with your TV, golf or me time? We can help! At Zion's Home & Visiting Teaching Service we'll do your home/visiting teaching for you. For a small monetary fee we will send one of our trained representatives to the homes of your families.

Basic Visit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10

Basic Visit plus Spiritual Message . . . . . . . $15

Birthday and anniversary cards in addition to the Basic Visit and Spiritual Message. . . . . $20

Is $20 too much to pay for peace of mind? Call us at 1-800-752-2537. That's 1-800-Slacker.

PLEASE NOTE: Because of heavy volume, an extra $15 will be added for the last day of the month.

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Meetings: We will send a representative to the appropriate meeting to take notes for you and report back.

Ward Council Meeting: $30

Ward Council Meeting w/ written report: $50

Presidency Meetings: $20

PEC: $25

Sacrament Meeting: $20

Sunday School: $20

Priesthood: $20

3-hour Sunday Block (best value): $50

PLEASE NOTE: Surcharge of 10% for stake meetings. Call us at 1-800-752-2537. That's 1-800-Slacker.

Talks and Lessons: Did a bishopric member call and assign you a talk? Tired of wasting Saturday night preparing a lesson? Well, free up your time and just read one of our professionally prepared talks and lessons. No need to spend countless hours pouring through books, writing and praying. We'll do it for you!

Basic Talk (any subject assigned): $20

Scripture Talk (basic + 5 scriptures): $30

Deluxe Talk (scripture + 1 poem + 2 G.A. quotes): $40

All talks are guaranteed to last 15 minutes. Add $1 for each additional minute.

Basic Lesson (40 minutes): $25

Deluxe (Basic + visual aides): $35

Super Deluxe (Deluxe + Handouts): $45

*Due to high expectations, centerpieces and floral arrangements, Relief Society lessons are slightly higher. Call for quote.

* Due to lower expectations, priesthood lessons receive a 10% discount.

Call us at 1-800-752-2537. That's 1-800-Slacker.

Casserole Service: If you just can't possibly throw together food for various Ward occasions, WE CAN! Our basic services include:

a.. Funeral Potatoes

b.. Green Bean/Mushroom Soup with Crunchy Onions

c.. Green Jell-O with Carrots

d.. Spinach Dip in a Bread Bowl

e.. CheezWiz/Tater Tot Surprise

For only $15 (plus deposit) each delivered to your house with Corningware marked with your name! They'll never know you didn't make 'em! Remember our number: 1-800-S-L-A-C-K-E-R

Introducing our Bundle Buys and Frequent Shopper Plan: Bundle any 3 services and receive a 20% discount. Receive one free Basic talk or lesson with any 10 purchases.

There you have it! We take all the work off of your shoulders and put ours to the wheel just for you. We're not doing the work for you, we are doing you a service, and after all isn't service what it's all about. A good person serves others, and an even better person lets others serve them. Let Zion's Home & Visiting Teaching Service serve you!

Count your blessings,
Sista Beehive & Sista Laurel